A few weeks ago, I teased you with this tweet:
Now that I’ve been compensated, I can share! One of my friends from high school owns a personalized flip flop company. You may have seen/heard of them; They became internet famous for their “Follow me, bring beer” flip-flops.
Anyway, Scott needed some last-minute photos and video shots for a trade show and I saw this as my feet’s big break into show business.
(Uses fancy announcer voice) Here’s exclusive behind-the-scenes photos!
The set! I took this picture while I was getting ready for my close-up:
This is how people in land-locked states make things work. Now for the feet!
I’d rank my toes somewhere between Heidi Klum and Giselle. If it wasn’t for my horrendous Teva tan, I’d go full Beyoncé.
Action shot!
My job was pretty much to walk in a straight line and make imprints. It was easy until I kept messing it up. The one thing that could get in the way of my foot modeling career is coordination…
After much practice, I finally got (what they call in the biz) the “money shot”:
Damn, that’s a good imprint.
Fast forward, in return for my modeling skills, Scott made me a pair of custom flip-flops. Guess what I got mine to say?
WHIPPET GOOD
If my kid wasn’t napping, I’d go to the local sand box at the park and shamelessly take these for a test drive.
On a serious note, Yes. I have hired an agent and my feet do parties. Have your feet people call my feet people.
Stay tuned…
